Dear Gym Patrons that are working out because of their New Years Resolution,
I get you are now all fitness freaks and know everything there is know about fitness and are obviously above me since I weigh more than you; however, have you ever heard of wiping down a machine when you are finished? If you look around you will see these crazy bottle gadgets that are called spray bottles. It's hard to believe, but yes, they are there for you.
Dear guy on the chest press machine,
You were at the machine for at least 15 minutes. Mostly just sitting there watching TV. I politely hung out in the area, making it pretty obvious that I wanted to use your machine. You either didn't notice or didn't care. Listen, its the only Chest press in the gym, so STOP SITTING THERE. Doing 5 reps then sitting for 5 minutes is doing you no fing good. MOVE.
When do people stop caring about their resolutions and stop coming to the gym? I am hoping its the end of January.